Country Dictionary

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Offical

Its a real word i swear! see. pwned and official

its offically a word.

by Despised May 07, 2004

The Office

The best non-animated comedy ever. It was originally a very terrible show on BBC, but then someone got a great idea to make a U.S version, resulting in the best non-animated comedy ever.

The Office Quote- Michael: Wikipedia is the best website ever... Because anyone, anywhere can put whatever they want on it, so you know that you are getting the best source of information...

by thecrazymonkey January 17, 2009

office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz

Man I gotta go get some work done in the office.

by Matt December 17, 2003

The Office

A documentary about an epidemic in the city of Scranton, PA where people struggle to find love and relationships outside of the workplace.

Near complete list of hookups within The Office Pam and Roy Jim and Pam Jim and Karen Michael and Jan Michael and Holly Michael and Oscar Angela and Dwight Angela and Andy Ryan and Kelly Meredith and Bob Vance, Vance Refridgeration Kelly and Darryl etc.

by Suave July 01, 2009

Offical

An office cubical that has walls but no ceiling.

Your manager says... "Please step into my offical."

by Cube girl April 13, 2010

officeitis

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.

Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious? Dara: It really is. Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.

by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

office

A room for secretaries and job owners often described by workers as the fag room.

Worker: Hey look he's going into the office! Probably trying to come out of the closet to the boss.

by The Silky Smooth April 08, 2009