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poon

area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the cock and the tongue

"wow, my boyfriend really knows how to work the poon"

by erica November 21, 2003

poon

1. Literally, vagina (see poontang). 2. Figuratively, vagina; one who is week (see pussy).

1. Man, I just want to get me some poon and fuck it all night long. 2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!

by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003

pooned

The art of humiliation, or a certain action that deminishes someone at their expense.

A dopey chinaman smacks Frankie T in the face. "Frankie T got pooned."

by Dan Burton May 09, 2006

Poon

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

by Wally Wallstrom October 03, 2012

pooning

the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment

i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)

by anonymous February 26, 2002

poone

Another term for the vagina. This word was invented by two men(zach and ben)...they are the pimp daddy masters!!!!

1:Hey i am gunna go get some POONE tonight.2:your POONE is getting on my nerves.

by krimet32 April 15, 2004

The Poon

nickname for Harpoon brand India Pale Ale

Crazy Uncle Johnny: You wanna IPA? Weird Uncle Travis: Sure, you got The Poon?

by Mister Webster January 23, 2008