A fork of Rural Dictionary
A perfect human who doesn't admit she is. She is very smart and talented and she has amazing friends by her side she is a very lucky person
Mariah salazar:sometimes trys to catch pappy Joshua hands really dumb cuz he's hella pappy.
A tear gas grenade named after Ruben Salazar, a Los Angeles Times reporter who was shot and killed while getting shit faced drunk inside the Silver Dollar bar on Whittier Blvd. in East L. A. by a sheriff's deputy who accidently fired it into the front window of the bar hitting the highly intoxicated Salazar in the head on 8/29/1970. A drunk Mexican shot in the head inside an ELA bar is a daily happening, except the the fact THIS one happened to have a job at the LA TIMES - so all hell broke loose.
A bunch of drunk Mexicans were trying to enter Downey, luckily we used a couple of Salazar Rockets to get them back into South Gate where they belong.
A pretty girl who is smart and loves to dance and is so fun to be around with
Sydney Salazar is the best person in the world, I wish
A nigga sippin whiskey at 5 o'clock in the morning, while wearing nike slippers and shades on like it ain't already dark.
I was Sippin Salazar and almost froze my meat off. - Twan Da Fool
An incompetent dumb gay person. Also known as “fucklec” “faglec fuckazar” “niglec” and “Dave”
My friend Alec Salazar is a dumbass
Hot woman, also known as "knee knee". Played a fork in beauty and the beast twice, wrote a song about a rose that made her annoying boyfriens mad, closeted lesbian, secretly in love with Gina Porter.
Wow that Nini Salazar-Roberts is so hot!! I wish I could date her!