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senator

To person who wrote senators will never be elected: FAIL

senators can be elected, bitch

by rob133 September 19, 2010

senation

verb. to senate, the act of using parpsen. noun. senation

(v) Where's that parpsen? I need to senate. (n) Some bastard's stolen our senation

by hamsen February 22, 2006

Senator

A White Man who enjoys power over all other men. A senator is person who was suppose to check and balance fedural laws but insted impress their will on the people who voted for them.

I Senator ________ will do this for you if you vote for me. Haha just joking no I won't. Just vote for me jackass.

by AP-By_Design March 13, 2018

Senator

1. Rich guy who tries using his power to convince and/or force women into sex. 2. Person in power that mistreats women, the pays them to shut up. 3. Man who gets his mistress pregnant and then forces them to get abortion.

Husband: Hey honey, how was your day at work? Wife: My boss is a senator and he’s me to planned parenthood.

by TruthBadger March 17, 2018

Senator

A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.

Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.

by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004