A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.
I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.
Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!
Just a great girl in general. Once you get her don’t lose her.(also a badass)
Did you really beat up Annie (Simone: yep I knew she was Karen’s daughter and she got on pay nerves)
Huge freaking cock. Amazing personality and an amazing best friend over all. You would love to be his friend even if he is short. If you end up as his girl, keep him, you wont get anyone else like him.
Simon is the most amazing guy on earth.
The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.
Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.
Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.