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A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style). It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working. Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking? Jenn: But it always leaks... Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break. Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong! Phil: Hey dudes
derogitory term for a homosexual man
That guys a real poop technician
An engineer that only appears to put on a show with special lighting and equipment. However if everything is not to their liking the king turns into a queen and they go back to there trailer for another 3 months before coming back to put on another show.
Hey is technician Elvis in tonight? Nah the cleaners moved his keyboard so he's took a massive shit fit and went home again.
a stripper in a gentleman's club
My girlfriend thinks the term stripper is degrading to women, she refers to herself as a "pole technician."
A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.
God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.
One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.
The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.