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threesome

The best way to fuck other women on the side without ending up in divorce court or in the wraths of a pissed off girlfriend. This can broaden the sexual horizons for any couple by providing the male with the opportunity to get some new pussy occasionally and helps the woman live out her secret, curious masterbation fantasy.

That dude is lucky. He had a big threesome last night. His girlfriend's co-worker rode his cock while his girlfriend sat on his face and rode it like the Kentucky Derby.

by Stifler74 December 29, 2006

threesome

The act of three people having sex simultaneously.

A fantasy for most men because it is NEVER going to happen.

If it did,they probably would be left out because the two girls would forget he was there.

Forget the threesome. It is the male equivolent of Big Foot.

You have heard about it, seen madeup footage of it, but it does not exist in the real world.

by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004

Threesome

two sluts and a manwhore gettin sum XXX action

annie, lily, and Q have a threesome every night.

by NVALRR June 10, 2008

Threesome

When three people have sex together

Last night i had a Threesome with Gabriel and frut

by Gasbag bro February 26, 2017

threesome

Where there are 3 people sexualy active at the same time

with either
m&m&m
W&w&w
W&W&M
M&M&W

with 3 people involved

1.My Husband and I invited a friend over for a threesome
2. I love when my wife invites her blonde friend over for tea cause it ends up being a threesome

by weemooooo May 06, 2009

Threesome

A threesome is a form of sex that is the third level on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). Threesomes are not very famous as it doesn't have the amazing feeling like secs or the fun like smash or shrekfest. It is not considered one of the main forms of sex, that's why people refer to it as a "secondary form." However, another type of a threesome is called a "Gleesome Threesome," which is much more famous and common as it involves the use of Dildos and Blow jobs.

Person A: "Wanna have a Threesome?"
Person B: "Is it a Gleesome Threesome?"
Person A: "It can be if you want."
Person B: "Good"

by nigerfagot March 22, 2017

Threesom

When three people have sex, at once, with each other.

"Hey susie wanna have a threesom with me and that girl over there?"

by yabalabaju May 22, 2009