A fork of Rural Dictionary
the social media app for teens with no friends.
Like kids lip syncing frickin Jacob Sartorius or shawn mendes
Mom: Son your punishment for not doing homework is being forced to watch tiktok
Son: Mom can i die instead
pls help i have watched too much tiktok and now im sick
The anti-christ turned into a phone application
Person (likely in special ed classes): do you have tiktok?
Anyone with more than 7 brain cells in their head: *pulls out crucifix*
An app filled with annoying 12-year-old girls who think they look top shit dancing in their skimpy short skirts who have the same amount of make-up as a full-blown discounted version of a circus clown. The only people who have talent on this app are:
-Cosplayers
-artists
-People who dance outside of TikTok dances
-actual good comedians. (does NOT involve the orange, blueberry, or Kandy Ken.)
-POV-ers
someone-"do you have TikTok?"
Me-"yeah"
someone-"can you follow me?"
Me-*looks at their acc and sees that they're 10 and dancing to sexually explicit songs*
Me-"no."
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
It’s an app where you loose brain cells and dance
Person:I have Tiktok!
Person 1:I lost all my brain cells from it..
A stupid application where people kill themselves and do some random dancing shit to act cool.
a dancing app where people look stupid. This is Tiktok.