A fork of Rural Dictionary
A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
I can't get it to flush. It must be at least two Rees-Moggs.
A very racist, big and stinky gamer boy.
I sure hope he doesn't talk to me, he's definitely a Gabin Mogg.
A brush used to clean and/or unblock toilets
“Mum, the toilet is blocked” “Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose” ——- “I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with” “What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”
a group of boys (particularly from New Zealand) who are searching for truth and women on a lifelong quest
“woah check it out it’s the mogg boys”