A fork of Rural Dictionary
In keeping with the typically hilarious, and witty comments of racing driver P. Morgan.
Hey John, did you hear that new Morganism? "These tires grip longer than a possessive ex girlfriend"
A goofy guy, usually good looking with dark hair, amazin light eyes and an awesome smile. He can make anyone laugh, and he has an awesome laugh. Usually used to describe something singular, but can be used for something plural as well.
Ex. 1
Guy 1: Dude, Morgan was so funny in class today!
Guy 2: I know! My stomach still hurt from laughing so much
Ex. 2
Girl 1: OMG, I met this guy, and he has the BEST personality, and the most gorgeous eyes, he makes me laugh so much too!
Girl 2: He's a Morgan, no doubt about it!
Morgan is a girl who is adored for her ridiculous personality. She is very pretty and has a twisted sense of humor that people admire. Her body is deliciously toned for she is highly athletic. Notable physical characteristics include green eyes and a thin frame, though Morgans come in all beautiful varieties. Although easily startled, Morgan is a tough girl who deals with a lot of shit without breaking down or crying. You won’t meet another girl like her.
Boy 1: Aww man, I wish I was dating Morgan.
Boy 2: Me too, she's so hot.
Boy 3: She has a great ass!
The most amazing best friend anyone could have. Shes always there for you when you need her, even when it means getting herself into trouble. I don't know what I would do without her.
I'm so bored, I only wanna hang out with Morgan.
Who's that?
That's my best friend, Morgan. You should talk to her. She's pretty cool.
AN AMAZING GIRL WITH SWAG. a lot of ppl wish they cud be her. she always the "funny one" in her group of friends. usually a tomboy,hipster, edgy, or prep. people talk about her cuz they are jealous. she has amaaizing green or brown eyes and loovvves to partay. a lot of people uinderestimate her but she is actually very tough. mess with morgan, and you'll regret it. she also can be very classy, and mature in the right situation. she's hilarious. the guys love her. she is a leader. if you're friends with her, you are lucky, hold on to her and never let her go.
person: Dude, what am i gonna do?
Person 2: Go to Morgan, she can help.