A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun- Unknowingly having poop under your sheets when climbing into bed. Or Tootsie Rolling, the act of taking a dump under someone else's sheets without their knowledge, with the intent of ruining that person's night.
Dude, I Tootsie Rolled that asshole, and it's a sloppy one.
When a male/female eats a turd that has been stuck in between someones ass cheeks for weeks.
Charles: I heard that Victoria girl ate Xavier's tootsie roll he's been savin to had out on trick or treat. Ben: Man I'm jelous, i really wanted a taste! Charles: Me too!!
Leaving a large group of your female friends, to go to another room and talk for prolonged periods of time with a boyfriend or guy you are interested in. See cupcaking (for males).
Julie stays tootsie rolling with that new guy, Gary. It was supposed to be girl's night out...he is pretty cute though.
a tiny penis due to jumping in a creek
haha did you see walts tootsie roll
The little poo that hangs from your ass and seems to take forever to produce
Aww. I worked so hard only to make a tootsie roll
An Asian with a small penis. Usually due to race. It is called tootsie roll because of its shape.
Person A: Jake Nizolek has such a small penis. Person B: He has a tootsie roll.