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TPS

As defined in South Park, an episode in which the kids decided to post a false missing ad for Kenny on the milk cartons and a couple with Tolsatic Polarity Syndrome (TPS) claim the son is theirs.
Symptons include:
Speech impetiment of making a frt sound during crying and pronouncing the letter S.
Throwing up after consumption of chili and laxatives.
Ocassional belching.
A habit of telling people you have TPS when it is very obvious every damn second.

This disease is so funny it almost made Cartman claim he can no longer laugh since he "saw something so funny he will never see anything again that is so funny".

I SHSHSHSeem (Seems) to have T.P.ESHSHHSHS! (TPS)
It iSHSHSHS (is) SHSHSHSo (so) SHSHSHSHSad (sad)

by Erik Ehlert January 09, 2008

TP

Definition 1: TP, being short for toilet paper. Usually a verb in which one or more commonly a group of people wrap toilet paper around ones house, most likelily to anger the person. Often, the group TPing the house will use eggs and poop to their disposal for additional havoc.

Definition 2: TP, in a video game. To teleport. Used in WoW and WarCraft commonly.

Definition 1

Angry1: Dude, I hate that neighbor so much, his lawn is ALWAYS GREEN!

Angry2: C'mon man, let's go TP his house!
Angry1: AGREED!

Definition 2

Nerd1: we're about 2 g3t g@nked!
Nerd2: F0rg3t th!s! I'm TPing back2 base!

by toiletpaperman August 24, 2009

TP

toilet paper

TP for my Bunghole!

by boogie January 08, 2004

Tp

Think positive 🏌🏼 ♂️

Wanna be a hoe? Cool, imma just act accordingly, Tp tho 🏌🏼 ♂️

by Luvxvro7 March 17, 2019

TP

Meaning “ Talk Privately” or just to tone it down on a certain topic that you don’t want to be discussed

“ Yo bro why you ain tell me about what happened w/ ole girl at the movies ?”

“ TP onnat bro chill

by GMTP December 03, 2022

TPS

Stands for Tayfun's Professional Soccer
A soccer/football game on ROBLOX created by TAYFUN7

Used to be a fire ROBLOX game back in 2011-14

It has really died down now. The only good players are the ones who abuse plag like gay Pain and gay Crin
Uuurrr is also just gay cause he plays apoc.

The best TPS player of all time is probably Betuelman or FrozenSavage

Blacksamsufan1: Hey guys wanna get a scrim for TPS?
CrinandoTorres: Starts to argue with uuurrr with big weird word that nobody understands
Uuurrr123: Countinues to argue with big weird word that nobody understands aswell
Dooofi: Ya lets play!
FrozenSavage: TPS is ded
FuRyLegend: TPS is ded
iiMezutOzil: Im gay I play IFORS so YEAH LETS PLAY!
Picknmixer: Starts to ban people for no reason
Traucos: I eat burritos
Capello: ok
tvyp: wat
Painshinratensei: Im scripting

by aannonnyymmoouuss July 27, 2018

TP

Gaming term usually stating a teleport to a town or a certain place town portal etc.

I Need A TP To The Human Town!

by Juay September 24, 2004