A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) A musical instrument used in concert bands, big bands, or jazz bands. 2) An instrument in the brass section. 3) The girl you like plays this.
1) Trombone sounds good in band. 2) My favorite instrument in brass is the Trombone! 3) Look at her playing the trombone over there, it turns me on.
1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person). 2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone. 3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner! Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape! Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner! Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!
The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why: 1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident 2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune. 3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section. 4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?” Boy: “A trombone, of course.”
This word is used when you fuck up so bad that you either: 1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions 2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell 3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.
Example 1: Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000* Mom: Goodnight dickhead Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned Example 2: Me: *leave's location on* Dad: Where are you Me: Home Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa Me: oh shit
the perfectest instrment in the band/orcastra, better than all of those evil gay instruments