A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fanatic follower of Donald Trump in his quest for the presidency.
Donald Trump attended a rally surrounded by thousands of Trumpkins.
A rural uneducated and unsophisticated Trump supporter from the countryside. Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin
Wow look at all the Trumpkins at the rally.
giving a blumpkin to Donald Trump
Yo did you see that bitch on the Apprentice? The only reason she got that far was because she was giving Donald Trumpkins every night
getting a blumkin (blowjob while taking a shit) while wearing trump appearral.
My night was so amazing because I got a trumpkin.
To receive a blumpkin (The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump) whilst wearing a blonde wig. It is important to note that one must also deny that the said act ever occurred, and call it "fake news".
J.J: "Hey Rob, I heard Chyna gave you a trumpkin the other day, did you buy your blonde wig on amazon?" Rob: "What are you talking about? That never even happened dude! That shit is fake news" J.J: "Well i got my blonde wig a couple weeks ago on amazon during a flash sale" Rob: "WTF BRO! I thought you were my friend, I saw a picture on Chynas phone of you on the toilet wearing a blonde wig.....she took a belfie (blowjob selfie)!!!!" J.J: "Nah nah son, that shit didn't happen, fake news must have photoshopped a photo and planted it on her phone!"
A die-hard Donald Trump supporter that would be willing to give Donald Trump a blumpkin.
Everytime Donald Trump talks about deporting a Mexican I want to give him a blumpkin, I'm such a Trumpkin.
The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.
I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.