A fork of Rural Dictionary
a type of urinal, the kind you might find in most male bathrooms. a tuba is the kind of urinal that is lower to the ground for midgets, and an inconveniance for tall people. it usually has the most bacteria on it, so cotton swabs can be used to test for this. occasionally mistaken for a musical instrument.
Abigail: Emily, we just tested the tuba for bacteria and man is there a lot! Emily: What, you mean like a urinal? Abigail: Yeah! The tall man was at a disadvantage using the tuba urinal.
Individuals with this name are believed to have jovial nature, they are pretty, intelligent, smart-witted, humane and kind-hearted. Tuba's are the ones with the caring nature, they are wanted by many but not had by all, they are the epitome of loyalty, faith, love and beauty.
'Oh mama! She's a tuba, I want nothing but her.' 'You're Lucky enough to find yourself tuba'
A low pitched intrument made for the bassline of a band. With out a good bassline the entire band would fall apart making tubas a main need for bands. Ive also included the following definitions The case is perfect for hiding dead bodies The instrument is perfect for ramming someone against a wall and beating the shit out of them litterally..
Bob: YOU FUCKING KILLED OUR WAITER WITH A GOD DAMN TUBA! Tod: He came at me with a knife. Bob: YOU ORDERED THE STEAK! Tod: Thats... Not an excuse.