A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.
We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.
A discarded plastic Wal-mart bag left to drift aimlessly in the breezes of rural West Virginia towns.
Don't cry Tonto, think of them as West Virginia tumble weeds and not a blight on the environment.
Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.
Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.
The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.
Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.
Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?
Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?
Person A:
The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.
Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?
Person A:
Yes. Very.
Person B:
Ah ha!
Person A:
What?
Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.
Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!
Blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle in Lake County CA. A 5’2” 100lb “Jennie” that never has an actual home and loves smoking and snorting meth. Distributes STDs around from one guy to the next (like a tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her vagina through her journey of “being free”
“I don’t care what you do with your life sweetie, as long as you don’t become a Lake County dirty tumble weed, I will be proud to be called your father!”
A blonde hair blue eyed town bicycle from lake county ca. An annoying dumb bitch that never has an actual home who loves snorting and smoking meth. Distributes STDS around from one guy to the next (like tumble weed in the wind) collecting grime and garbage in her rotten smelly vagina through her journey of “being free”
A nasty lake county dirty tumble weed by the name of Jennie Sainsbury gave my best friend syphilis and lied about it! He said he should have known better because her pussy smelled rotten when she was on top. 🤮