A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.
"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."
Someone who has a very girthy dick but lacks in length like a tuna can.
Megan: I told Paige that my favorite position was doggie style. So we tried and his tuna can dick felt like someone curb stomped my puss.
A man with a penis wider than it is long.
"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tommy."
2019's version of BDE (Big Dick Energy).
"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"