A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a word that was formed at a small college in MI which means to be intoxicated at the perfect amount. Not so much so that you are drunk and incoherent, and not so little, that you are just a little buzzed. It was created as a word to uses freely around authority without their knowledge of its meaning.
To eat out another persons ass with your mouth.
Dale, get your head out of there and stop asking keith if you are allowed to Tunk.
The worst possible fuck up known to mankind. The type of fuck up that involves shagging the rabbis wife and getting her pregnant with twins...only to name the baby after the rosh yeshiva.
Oh god, you've only gone and gurshy tunked it!!!