A fork of Rural Dictionary
A collection of nude,pictures you keep on hand.
That's chick's vault is loaded.
A term coined by the hit-show Seinfeld, the word vaulted means to keep a secret safe.
" Can you keep a secret? " " Oh yes, i'll put it in the vault. " " I am into beastiality. " " Vaulted. "
*after drinking vault* HOLY SHIT MAN!!!!! IM... IM... IM... FUCK THAT. RED BULL MIGHT GIVE YOU WINGS BUT CAN IT TAKE ON CHUCK NORRIS?
When you and a bunch of your friends get in a big circle, everyone has a vault in their hands. Everyone shakes up their vault. Someone yells vault and everyone througs up their vault really high, catches it, opens it, and chugs it. When you finish you through down your empty can and shout out a deep, manly yell. The first one to finish wins. Barfing is possible but rare.
Dude, I'm still feeling it from when were vaulting last night.