A fork of Rural Dictionary
A commonly used Australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a fuckball, jerk, asshole or jackass.
Another word for tosser, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete dick. The term is usually asscossiated with one who masturbates regularly. Often reffered to as having a wank, hence the term wanker (one who wanks).
mike:"oi dickhead move ya fuckin car outta the way...ya blockin the traffic ya fuckin wanker!"
Jack:"Yea have a wank will ya mate!"
Someone that thinks they're 'cool' but in reality is a total knob jockey.
A smug, satisfying real English term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word "cunt"!
He persisted on calling our game 'soccer' when it's really football. What a wanker.
drunk, pissed, blathered, sloshed, laagered up
oggs wankered throwing up all over the chunder poste
A person who spends galacticlly large amounts of time on exceptionally pointless or fruitless activities.
'For fuck's sake...Bob's been fucking around with the clutch on that car all day! What a wanker!'.
Wankers can't be trusted with their own dicks let alone anyone elses.
A complete tosser. Someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.
In British English that's what "wanker"
means - it does not literely mean
a masterbater (though doubt he is one).
Just as "he's a bugger" does not
literally mean he commits sodomy...
"He's just a wanker. I told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose"