Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Weed Wacker

A person who gets high, then masterbates.

Watch out for that kid, he’s a registered Weed Wacker.

by Eauxwen February 03, 2022

Weed-Wacker

Racial slur for Hispanics, due to the fact that they stereotypically work on gardening.

shut the fuck up, Weed-Wacker, go back over the border

by Mexicanboy88 August 24, 2022

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 03, 2015

Weed Wacker

A person who possibly smokes a little too mutch weed

Klark: hey. Jason: hey Karl: Arent you a Weed Wacker? Jason: Jup i am

by FlyFipple April 07, 2022

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night? Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.

Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!

by Mama lama December 30, 2016