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The reason all you dj's work at the other stations..big dog pit bull...tim westwood ..the most influentual figure in european hip hop

'are you listening to westwood?,it's crunk!"

Often refered to when you miss the bowl when going to the bathroom (either '1' or '2')

Boy, I hate it when that guy come to my house. He always leaves a Westwood behind.

or

Man, did you see the bathroom at work yesterday? Looked like someone just bent over and let a Westwood fly.

To be trapped in an awkward never ending conversation with a fellow employee.

I tried to leave early, but Steve Westwooded me and I ended up leaving late.

Best radio DJ there has ever been and ever will be.The reason all you other DJ's work at the other stations.
All Haters FALL BACK

"hey did you listen to the Tim Westwood Rap show last night"

waking up with an erection that you've slept on such that it's crooked and points to the west

my dong hurt from the westwood in my pyjamas this morning

Tim Westwood...the best DJ ever!

"All you other DJ's bow down, and kiss the ring!!!"

where alexis lives!!!

hey lets go visit alexis in westwood