A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being force fed sausage and alcohol while playing board games
I feel awful, I was thoroughly Boyd’d and Whartoned last night…
Max Wharton, also known as the “fuckrat” or even the “throatfuck”, is a non gender identifying being who pretends to go crazy when you call his name. Another prep fag who talks shit but would die in a fight with any Gonzaga kid. While deceivingly charming at first, it’s only a matter of minutes before he attack’s. Basically a huge faggot who tries with every girl and fails
Rudrey Ayes-“where am i? Why are the walls black”
Fuckrat-“welcome to my cave bitch”
Rudrey Ayes-“why are you playing lil uzi in the background max Wharton ??”
A large oblong television, or one with an infatuation with pk.
Man, get that Corky Wharton outta my way, its blocking the television.
One who has an infatuation with pk, or an oblong chair.
Move that Corky Wharton, it's in the way of the television.
He is a Corky Wharton.
the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
OMFG ITS ZACH WHARTON!! IM SOOOOOOO SCARED!
A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.
Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him