A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl is giving you a blow job and she is twisting(screwing) her hand around your cock one way as she sucks and twists(screws) her mouth around your cock the opposite way...You build up pressure and blow your load down her throat...She just gave you a "WHIPPLE"
Dustin met a tranny in Las Vegas...They went to his SuperCharged Mustang where she gave him a true "WHIPPLE"
Noun: A nipple that is so long it can be used to whip someone.
Verb: To whip someone with an extraordinarily long nipple. Whippling can be used as a particularly humiliating form of punishment.
"Man, I fooled around with this girl last night who had whipples. It was awesome!"
"Did you hear about that child rapist? He deserves to have a public whippling!"
n. The act of smacking one's penis anywhere on another person's body, preferably the face. May be accompanied by the victory shout, "Whipple!"
Often used in verb form as well.
"Whipple!"
"I'm gonna give you a whipple."
"He whippled me and now I can't open my left eye!"
Whippled
~ The act of claiming insider knowledge and security when openly revealing information to the public. Only to be proven wrong
Noun
~Oh damn did he just do a whipple?! I think he did.
~We just got whippled.
A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.
The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?
A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.
Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.
Extremely impressive and downright astounding. "Whipple amazing" is a level unattainable to most. The phrase was named for the famous UIL Journalism competitor Kelsey Whipple.
Wow, you made a 100 on the English 12 AP D H BC test? That's amazing, but not Whipple amazing.