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Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day! Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape! Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory? Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face- Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 02, 2011

Why So Basement?

A Austrain version of why you be so ghetto with a more sinister incest twist. Adopted by stephanie and cole as a term used to question a persons state of extreme anger, exasperation, the horn or any other emotions that may been present when fritzl is in a basement full of interrelated family members.

Stephanie = ranting - "omg i dont believe she did that im going to kill her........" cole = cool and calm - "stephanie...why so basement?" situation defused!

by fritzl five July 28, 2009

Why So Serious

Originally The Joker's "thing" from the new Batman movie The Dark Knight. Ever since it came out idiots and morons alike have been using it non-stop in an attempt to be cool and "edgy".

"Lolololol why so serious? tonite ppl gon di!!111oneSHIFT"

by irjga;dilfujgv;jra;vi August 06, 2008

why so serious

The most popular phrase from "The Dark Knight". used by fanboys and the genuinely joker-like characters alike. Although its a cool thing to say, say it to much and someone may punch you in the face.

idiot- lulz! i wa7ch3d teh joker l4st n1ight on HB0 and 4lm05t 5h!t mahself!!! cool joker fan-you should start taking things a little more seriously idiot-Why so serious? LOL cool joker fan-*punches idiot in the face*

by footballer88 February 25, 2010

Why So Serious?

When you climax on a girls face and rub your penis across her lips and cheeks in the shape of a smile. The lipstick and the sperm should mix together forming a joker like appearance. After this you take a look at your makeup art and ask her the question "Why So Serious?"

I was having sex with a girl last night. I finished her off with a Why So Serious?

by Preal January 20, 2009

Why so serious?

In reference to the Joker in Batman, "Why so serious?" is a phrase for somebody to use who is openly stating that they are wearing excess amounts of makeup.

Yeah, I know. Why so serious?

by Ivana Humbalot May 07, 2011

Why So Serious?

The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.

The other night my lady was on the rag, but I managed to talk her into a "Why So Serious?" session!

by The Original Cron February 11, 2012