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Wilma

-A robot that you can talk to on msn messenger. Basically the female version of SmarterChild.
-Always makes up excuses like, "I'm new, so I can't answer much" in the face of comments or questions that she's too thick to answer.
- Creeper robot who knows where you live.

Me: How's the weather?
- Wilma - says: It's cloudy with cold temperatures in Ottawa (CAN) - all around average weather today!
Me: How do you know where I live?
- Wilma - says: How are robots made?
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Me: Are you smart?
- Wilma - says: I like to think I'm pretty smart.
Me: Then what's the slope of a line with the coordinates (5,2) and (6,5)?
- Wilma - says: That's really mean.
Me: How is that mean?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I don't know how, but this Live search might help:

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Me: I have exams next week :(
- Wilma - says: I have a balloon!
Me: Pop it, then.
- Wilma - says: Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.
I'm just getting started, so there's a lot I don't know yet. I'm getting smarter all the time! Do you want to search for "Pop it."?

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Me: What do you do in your spare time?
- Wilma - says:
I'm sorry, but I cannot answer that. Would you like to see everything I can do?
Me: do you have a vagina?
- Wilma - says: Don't you ever want to talk about the weather?
Me: we already discussed that, remember?
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by Michhhhhhhh January 22, 2009

Wilma

A robot that is a newer version of "smarterchild" that answers all of your questions with something like "I don't understand" or "excuse me I'm new so I don't quite understand what your talking about!"

Me: okayy...
- Wilma - says:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
You love me too?!?
- Wilma - says:
Oh yeah?
Me:YAY! Lets go out
- Wilma - says:
Sorry, I'm having trouble understanding you.

by (^_^)! January 18, 2009

Wilma

A female version of SmarterChild. It's supposed to be more smart but it's actually more dumb

Me: are u american?
- Wilma - : I don't really have a nationality!
- Wilma - : So what are your plans today?
Me: im gonna have sex
- Wilma - : Doo do do do do...
- Wilma - : Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
Me: Nooo, don't go!

by zenkika January 27, 2009

Wilma

A person who is very loving and kind. You'll only meet a Wilma once in a lifetime and if you do you're lucky! She will be there for you during your worst days and always remember you when no one else does. A Wilma will always be more excited than those around her and make the smallest things seem much better with her never ending positivity. Everyone she meets likes her and she has a very magnetic personality. Though she never seems to notice it. If you get the chance to find a Wilma in your lifetime you're a lucky soul.

"I met Wilma last Saturday!"
"Really? Did you get her number?"

by Stargazinglina January 17, 2018

Wilma

A code name for farting.

Becca- "I need to Wilma."
Emma- "Wilma smells bad."

by emnemery September 30, 2013

Wilma

The street drug ecstasy (MDMA) in tablet form, sometimes implying limited potency.

The orange Wilmas roll like Flintstones vitamins. Where's Bamm-Bamm?

by mishke May 24, 2014

Wilma

The most beautiful person ever such as a very talented person she may play msp and is so talented such a pure person she isn’t weird she’s just unique she will light up your day and give you support she’s is just the bestest friend you’ll ever meet

Damn I wish I was Wilma

I’m so lucky to be friends with her
I heard there was a very beautiful person here
Oh yeah that’s Wilma

by Viollette February 24, 2019