A fork of Rural Dictionary
© a sarcastic way of showing someones not so cleverness, said when someone makes a wild comment or doesnt understand something simple.
what is their house number? number 26. arent you "wise", their phone number !
to be smitten with someone. your huge smile makes you look retarded and therefor wise is actually the least approriate word, but that is kinda why it works.
"Look at that guy. He's so wise he's never gonna be the same" "Look at her. That's about as wise as you can be"
A wise is a person who belongs to a subculture of people called gingers. A wise can easily be distinguished by their flaming red/orange hair. Also a wise is ultra sensitive to even the most minuscule amounts of UV rays, also called sunlight, and usually are seen using SPF 60+ sunscreen.
It would suck to be a wise because they have no soul. Hey Hey Hey Wise!! I know a wise that uses sunscreen at night so he doesn't get moon burn.
You are a smart ass, and you read too much Percy Jackson.
Hey wise girl.
David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.
Wow, David Wise! You're even more awesome than Tyranitar!