A fork of Rural Dictionary
Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.
Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!
Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"
Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."
Where u take an object and shove it up your ass
Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?
Sir: Shove it up your arse
The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.
“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”
To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.
Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.
As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.