A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) the answer for any and every question. 2) what you say when there is nothing better to say. 3) only the greatest insult ever. 4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?" You: "Your Mom" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?" You: "So does Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You." You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.
Me: What are you doing for summer break? Friend: Your mom Me: Go touch some grass
1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore" 2. Your female caretaker
Guy 1: its such a stupid movie. Guy 2: your a stupid movie! guy 1: your face is a stupid movie! guy 2: your moms a stupid movie! guy 1: your moms a whore. guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!! guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man? guy 2: i have to get off your mom first random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today? Annoying Kid: Your mom! Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry. Annoying Kid: ...
the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test? Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
The new "the dog ate me homeowork"
Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time? You: you're mom happened brillinace!