A fork of Rural Dictionary
Former member of One Direction; Pakistani-English(British)-Irish; the hottest piece of shit that will ever roam the planet Earth. Is referred to as zaddy, zad, god, sunshine, instahoe etc. Fandom is called zquad.
Person 1: Omg who is that asian guy with the (hair color he has now) hair and the thick brit accent? Person 2: It's Zayn Malik, aka zaddy, aka god, aka owner of this here pussy *pops the 'p'* Liam Payne Harry Styles One Direction Niall Horan stan zquad Louis Tomlinson
God.
Oh my Zayn Malik! She is holding a gun! Run!!!
zayn malik is one of the most caring, kind, lovable, good artists, and with an absolutely wonderful voice !!
x : who is zayn malik ? me: don't you know zayn ??? she is the best singer i have ever listened to !!!
someone: hey do u know Zayn Malik? someone 2: yes omg he is fucking GOD!!
Harry Styles’s ex-boyfriend and soulmate.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Zayn Malik? Person 2: Yeah! He’s Harry’s soulmate for sure.
A hot gay boy from the band One Direction. Rumor has it, he cares more about his hair products than his own mother. He has diarrhea at least once every two days, due to his fear of being touched by poor people. He is flawless, like a unicorn peeing sparkling water.
Zayn Malik resembles a 4 year old gymnastics girl with yeast infection.
my husband. that’s all.
Some idiot: Who’s Zayn Malik? Me: uh my husband?