A fork of Rural Dictionary
when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.
Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo
Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
jon:(nonschalantly) man yeah man fuck yeah
brandon: niggah u zootied-blazed.
When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet
“Dude, I’m so zooty tootie right now”
Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".