A fork of Rural Dictionary
An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives
Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
Beau is a common male name, but a unique and gorgeous female name. If you have a Beau in your life, she is one of your closest friends. She is loyal, and she will stick with you through the good times and the bad. Beau has a fiery personality and she can be kind of a rebel at times. But underneath all that, she longs for someone to cuddle and watch romance movies with on a rainy day. Beau is creative. She loves writing and will often get lost in thought. She is also very obsessive, so get ready to talk with her about the things she loves!
Overall, if you have a Beau in your life, be thankful. She is one of the most genuine people you will encounter.
“Beau is awesome!”
“I know, she’s my favorite person ever!”
At first beau is an amazing person and will make you feel like a princess he will buy you things and will spoil you until he finds someone better than you and when he realises that he should never have left you he comes running back but because of his amazing eyes and big smile you 9/10 will always fall for him. He’s like a period he’s here for 1 week gone for a month and repeats for as long as you can thing of. He will never want anything serious he always jokes and is always sarcastic never serious.
Is that beau…? YESSSSS he’s so cuteeee!
Hunny don’t let his looks fool you he will hurt you 100%.
A person who doesn't care about anything has a good style saves money does really random things draws naked people's loves cats and put her hand through her hair every 3 seconds
Beau Is chonky
The most heartless guy you’ll ever meet , he looks like a monkey and walks with his feet outwards , he drives a truck bigger then his dick and is most afraid of 5’10 red head , he eats taco bell until shells come out of his shit , he goes to sonic so much that they know his name , he will and forever be one ugly bitch ass mf !
mommy mommy i just saw her , she yelled at me mommy! she yelled at “beaus a bitch”