A fork of Rural Dictionary
The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.
Im the functional Delicacy of the known everything is under my control
Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person
How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional
This word means to not function.
Ajay, my computer is function-not!
A gathering or get-together which surrounds the theme of “Fred”
“I can’t wait for the Fred Function!”
He function is an event or party of which a group of individuals within different social groups, with little to no interaction normally, are attending, leading to humorous and sometimes disastrous outcomes.
Jim “did you hear about the party last night?”
Bob “no who was there?”
Jim “Jenny AND Zoe”
Bob “NO WAY HE FUNCTION!”
Beauty derived from functionalism.
Adjective form: "functionally-beautiful"
My friend who is an engineer, will stare at the following things, like one gazes at fine art: Wood-burning-stoves, Stirling-engines, Opticas, Orinithropters, Theremins, Brachistichrone-curves, and Derigibles; because they have a functional-beauty derived from the elegant way they achieve their goals.
Many "functionalist" buildings are not functionally-beautiful, because the designers often forego the shortest/quickest paths in favor of a cumbersome grid-like floorplan.
A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.