A fork of Rural Dictionary
People who like to have sex with couches.
J.D. Vance is a couch humper.
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.
That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!
A moth
Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house