Country Dictionary

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Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 14, 2021

Northern Idaho Double Ejection

When you ejaculate and vomit simultaneously.

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!

by Montel W February 13, 2024

idaho haircut

An old school term for a vasectomy

Cant believe its not in here

Im done with babys Im goin to Doc for the Idaho haircut

by Rachpr65 December 12, 2018

salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.

I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.

by Rasy31 June 04, 2024

Blackfoot, Idaho

Small, redneck town, where law enforcement thinks that they are the modern-day Calvary, responsible for keeping Native Americans on the reservation and the rest of the community white. Fine dinning equates to deep fried chicken nuggets. It's has a fine water park if you don't mind ending up with swimmer' s itch.

Blackfoot, Idaho small not at it's finest.

by Chefone April 24, 2019

Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.

If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.

by BuckleDown January 13, 2021

Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.

She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip

by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024