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Kaden

a guy that is super white, skinny, and sexy. Many believe that he is a nerd at first, but upon further examination, he is realized to be a sexy beast of a man.

That dude is such a Kaden, but he turns me on.

by im_Baymax November 24, 2021

Kaden

1.dipshit 2.finding a girl that cares and doesn't work for shit 3. retarded ass bastard

Kaden when r u gonna get outta here when I make it outta the hood wit my girl

by Bigmoneyboi April 22, 2019

Kaden

a man that is super white, skinny, but also super sexy. When first observed, he appears to be a weird nerd but when scrutinized, he is realized to be a sexy beast of a man.

That guy is such a Kaden; he turns me on.

by im_Baymax November 24, 2021

Kaden

A kaden is a big gorilla monkey with an abnormal large penis.

Yo, is that a kaden? Get his ass back in the zoo. And tell him to stop jerking off his weirdly sized cock.

by 69lolz August 24, 2022

Kaden

A stupid cunt, normally dark humored, uhh and just overall annoying, if your name is kaden or kayden you are probably really stupid or really smart don’t flatter yourself cause there’s no in between.

Have you seen that stupid 8th grade boy named kaden

by Anonymousuff77 June 25, 2022

Kaden

The guy who gets a ton of girls but once he finds one that he feels a deep connection with the chills out. He also plays video games and is good at them

Girl 1: Who are you talking to
Girl 2: Oh just Kaden

Girl 1: I was literally with him two weeks ago

by The coolest man February 24, 2021

Kaden

kadens are either the nicest most sane normal people you'll ever meet, or damn psycho weirdos with dyed hair and painted nails. no inbetween

kadens always have strong familial bonds with either their actual family or people they call friends, but never both at the same time.
kadens can be sarcastic or have weird humor
they most likely will have light colored eyes and blonde or brown natural hair, if its dyed it will most likely be red or green.
the most dangerous kind of kaden is a normal looking one with the personality of a weirdo one, you wont know what to expect from one of those.

have you heard of that new kid kaden?

yeah i heard him talking about the benefits that cannibalism would have on society
what a damn weirdo lmfao

that kaden kid is pretty nice, he let me borrow a pencil
im so glad we got a normal kaden

by zombie-killer64 March 07, 2023