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wifi

A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.

I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.

by Pawn of Sex April 12, 2016

wifi

what da fuck is a wifi? well im here to tell you its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green wait jizz is green right?

my dog loves to use my wifi.

by ur mom sex he he November 30, 2021

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts… it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi? brother: eh lemmie see phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 05, 2022

come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏 boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 27, 2021

T-Mobile Wifi

It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.

This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!

by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 09, 2023

Cox Wifi

Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals

Guy1: I have Cox Wifi Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance? Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it

by Youngboyonpornhub September 16, 2022

CFS WiFi

Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup. Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.

by Pizza In Backpack April 29, 2020