A fork of Rural Dictionary
A portal to the internet universe. Requires a modem, jizz and some electricity.
I need more wifi! But all the public ones are shit.
what da fuck is a wifi? well im here to tell you its basically a fleshlight but it comes green so when you jizz in it you dont stain it green wait jizz is green right?
a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts… it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi? brother: eh lemmie see phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding brother: na, stay away from that scam.
It seems like a great deal when you look at it, but when you actually get it, it's absolute crap.
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
Wifi router that has a hole that you put your pencil in, then it will produce some wifi signals
Guy1: I have Cox Wifi Guy2: Do you enjoy having sex with a electric appliance? Guy1: My male sex organ may be electrocuted but it's still worth it
Internet that is slower than Internet in Africa or does not work at all. Even dialup is faster. Just got "updated" to 1/4 the speed. Has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
Yo, you heard? CFS WiFi got upgraded to dialup. Ms. Bryant's room has CFS WiFi. The internet is slow and half the time it just doesn't work.