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Pants Slinger

An irresistible alpha male who women sling their pants toward

See Phil there? Such a pants slinger.

by thefugapseudonym April 20, 2022

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

Wiener Slinger

Verb. Someone who slings their weiner into anything.

Debbie: OMG! Did you hear about Cody and Sarah?
Cassidy: Ewe! Sarah is so nasty!
Debbie: I know Cody is such a wiener slinger.

by Marty Sue January 23, 2014

Hose slinger

A man who knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is really a hose slinger.

by jacknut January 18, 2012

hose slinger

A man (esp. Aaron) who really knows how to handle his penis.

That stud is a real hose slinger.

by jacknut January 13, 2012

Slur Slinger

The one and only who holds the egregious title, Eden T. Bajoinga

"Many of heard of him, but no one has ever seen them. The one and only, The Slur Slinger himself, Eden T. Bajoinga."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 24, 2022