A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ex. "Finna go slump this nigga christian after school."
SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.
#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!” #2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
Completely sorry and utterly good for nothing. A unfortunate waste of time and space.
Kyle is a slump a dump of a roommate. He is irresponsible with paying bills and cleaning up after himself.