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Chili Dog

The act of a person, after having anal sex, shitting on the mans dick (hense the name).

Tom: So what'd you do this weekend?
Jack: I gave my boyfriend a chili dog.
Tom: Oh, ew.

by socalli March 22, 2012

Chili dog

Adjective:

A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.

Verb:

the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.

Charlie really gave Carson a chili dog last night Eww...

by CharlieSzlanski June 14, 2021

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your weiner between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean your penis off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 20, 2024

Chili-Dog

The act of wiping your penis between a woman's ass cheeks after pulling out of her ass to clean it off.

Once Opo finished climaxing, he promptly pulled out of the prostitute's ass and cleaned his penis off between her butt cheeks. Upon examining his artwork, he was suddenly struck by a yearning for a "chili-dog".

by Sabreraider April 20, 2024

Chili Dog

When someone sharts and you put your dick between their sharty cheeks.

My girlfriend is sick, so she let me chili dog her last night!

by Jaylovesdinos August 18, 2020

Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

Chili dog

A guy puts his cock in between a girl/guys buttcheeks and the girl/guy shits on the cock

Dude she did a chili dog on me last night

by Tea bottle March 31, 2016