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Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period
Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime
On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure
Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.
On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want
“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”
A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed