A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played
Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips
Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet
they stank up and clog bathrooms causing floods at times because they are HOT FOR having SEX with PED0PHILES.
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YOU can walk into a bathroom at STACKS of the record BIG BIRD and any of the COFFEE HOUSES as as well as other restaurants to witness the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB being impotent with ENVY of those PED0PHILES that they feel can unplug their pipes.
Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.
When one expels enough shit into the porcelain throne that the toilet overflows and can not be fixed until worked on by a plumber.
"We need to call that plumber, I think someone flooded your bathroom with a plumber's shit."
When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack
The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol
Whatever comes out of the drain.
"Eww what's that black sludge?" "That's just the plumber's lunch."
When the girl is face down ass up. Reaches around with her hands using two fingers each to gape her vagina. The man while standing up fills her vagina with urine till over flowing. Then proceedes to insert his penis very aggressive ly into her vagina repeatedly causing splashes and if done correctly plunger noises
This girl said she was into water works so I plumber plunged her and made huge mess on her rug.
What one displays when closed-toed shoes fail to fully conceal the cracks between one's toes.
I hate these flats because I'm walking around with plumber toes.