A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)
“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”
Refers to the large void situated in the main room of "Temple", the infamous multiplayer map for Nintendo 64's Goldeneye. Until the release of Perfect Dark, things would only travel out from the sphincter (eg. bullets, remote mines). The long awaited Perfect Dark allowed players to jump into or "enter" the Sphincter, creating a 2-way traffic system which revolutionized the tactical approach when fighting for the Temple.
Eric - "Shit, I saw the fuckers, they're down the Sphincter" Jim - "Throw a timed mine!" Eric - "Timed mines are shit! Who the fuck uses them anyway?! I'm going in..." Jim - "You cant enter the Sphincter of Doom here! You're thinking of Perfect Dark!" Eric - "Shit, fuck, I knew it, now I've lost them. Why is there a fucking invisible wall anyway? Why would i NOT be able to jump down?" Jim - "Chill man, meet me at the crossroads We'll get 'em there"
A girl with a large (long) nose. A nose large enough that it tickles your asshole while she performing deep oral sex in the 69 position.
Wow look at the sphincter tickler on her!
A workout where you clench your anus repeatedly to build stronger butthole muscles
Thomas accidentally let another fart slip out in class today. He should start doing 30 sphincter crunches every morning to build a stronger ass core.
The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal
"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"
when someone just Mmm Here they go with this metronome bro Oh my God Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop) A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo) Liyaba daba dooboop (bow) Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh) Yabadaba Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo) Ayabadaba Yaba dababadaba (alright) It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel) I said (he's a genius) Womba domba Shamba damba (shamba damba) Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba) Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin') Yaboo (cracka lackin') Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo) Yaga wagourt (wagourt) Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt) Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm) Yooboop (ooh) Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm) Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm) Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop) Labo labo Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister) Like gaba gaba Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!) Moosay Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay) Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory) Yama nama doo Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom) An amba beebop (gama juice) Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop) Ayabadaba doobop Ayabada babada wadawoowop A woowa dasoowa damala woowop A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop Ayabadaba doodoo Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo 's and then you fuckung projectile cum
"man i just Mmm Here they go with this metronome bro Oh my God Yabadee boobeedee baba dooboop (booboop) A shoobee daba dooboo (dooboo) Liyaba daba dooboop (bow) Bdooboodooboop badabadoobadooboop (yuh) Yabadaba Yaba dabap yababadaba (what, oohoo) Ayabadaba Yaba dababadaba (alright) It's off the top for real, all this off the top (I feel, I feel, I feel) I said (he's a genius) Womba domba Shamba damba (shamba damba) Shamba da mamba damba gamba (damba gamba) Yama da llama llama chgamba gamba (voice crackin') Yaboo (cracka lackin') Soobelooboop babalooboop glabaloogoop (oohoo) Yaga wagourt (wagourt) Yaga damaga labaga bargourt (bargourt) Shaga damaga dagaba gargourt (mmm) Yooboop (ooh) Shabadaba, yoobadaba dooboop (mmm) Shabadaba, deeboop? (Hmm) Shabadaba gooba like a meeboop (meeboop) Labo labo Labo dababo glabo gluglug guhglable lable (ooh, tongue twister) Like gaba gaba Yaba dasabadaba yoobabababa (blaow!) Moosay Abalaba dooba, cadoosay (cadoosay) Metamorphosis aporphis of morkle laborth laba gorbalib (laboratory) Yama nama doo Yama namama, llama gamagoot (gamagoom) An amba beebop (gama juice) Yaba dababada when da beat drop (beat drop) Ayabadaba doobop Ayabada babada wadawoowop A woowa dasoowa damala woowop A loowa ahsoowa lamama noowop Ayabadaba doodoo Shamanama gowilla famana mama soosoo" "that was very sphincter-looker-atter of you "
Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.
My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.