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kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 06, 2021

kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)

kris is a child molester

by hvilee December 06, 2021

kris

WANTS TO EAT DICK

this kid likes dick and pussy, so call him kris

by hvilee December 06, 2021

kris

never interact with a kris

girl 1: did you meet kris today?
girl 2: no, you shouldn’t of met her! she’ll eat you alive!

by dnupyomouth February 09, 2022

Kris

Usually hot headed. Loves the outdoors, music, very witty, charismatic. Has an addictive scent. Goes after what he wants with determination . Very handsome, charming carefree. His exes lives are never the same after him, Doesnt let to many people get close to him but those that get close he treats like gold. Usually amazing in bed, Doesnt follow the crowd, he paves his own way. Has good days and bad days. Truly one of a kind

Do you know kris? Hes so cool

by Magik44 June 22, 2023

Kris

(verb)
To suck someone off/give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius. Sirius enjoyed it very much.

by bucketcom December 20, 2023

Kris

To suck someone off, or give a blowjob.

Kris kris'd Sirius.

by bucketcom January 02, 2024