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Cum,ejaculated, ejaculation, sperm,baby gravy,hairy egg drop soup,jizz

I was getting head from a broad and gave her a load of zipper mayo

the act of intentionally jamming or destroying another's zipper. Can be done with a string or other fabric, but gum is the most common practice. The most conniving individuals attack their victim while they are wearing the garment, preventing their victim from escaping their garb.

Mom: Jimmy, did you like that bucket of bazooka I bought you?
Jimmy: I sure did mom (thinking: thanks alot for the cheap gum, I liked it as much as I like your fur coat) Mom, why don't you show dad your new fur coat?
Mom: I can't get it on! Dangit Jimmy! You zipper gummed me!

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape

yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!

When you get a male butt sown up to make it tighter to fit a penis in

I can’t hang out because I’m getting a bung zipper next Sunday.

A zipper chaser is a gay man who gauges who he will pursue in a club, according to how much a man's penis makes his zipper stand out of his pants.

"Jesse, after we get drinks let's hang by the restroom. Oh Chris, you're such a zipper chaser."

Two girls that have sucked the same dick.

Me and Courtney are zipper sisters after that party at Josh’s!

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me