A fork of Rural Dictionary
"fat fuck" when used endearingly to reference a specific person.
Fuck you, you fat fuck!, I love you! Let's fuck!
Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?” Me: “kill youself” My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?” Me: “I’m blocking you” *i really just hope a meteor hits their home*
You likely know that it's the literal opposite of that and THAT'S THE ACTUAL PROBLEM. If you were in a brothel I wouldn't care who you fucked.
Hym "It's not who you fuck. It's who you don't and across what axis you're discriminating. How YOU regard people is entirely contingent upon whether or not you're dealing with a bigot. I'm no different."
Juicy-er than fried chicken
Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck
1. WOW Are You Serious? 2. You’re Joking 3. What The Hell?
Are You Fucking Me Bro! That’s So Fake
The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die." It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving? Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi. James: Haha, turkey fucker! Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!