A fork of Rural Dictionary
If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole. This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.
Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms. Look it up on Google.
Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see? Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
Similar to kitchen asshole. You know what you did.
The kitchen asshole is working on becoming the new cashew asshole.
Someone who is an asshole all the time.
My baby daddy is such a perpetual asshole , but I have to bring his children to him.