A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton
Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!
Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.
Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.
Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!
B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
A really fucking sexy guy.Everyone falls in love with his charm and sense of humour he is also really incredibly smart and talented he can be really sweet and romantic aswell he's a really amazing guy to have in your life and you never want to lose him because it would be a huge mistake
Ethan Lewis is so smart listen to him he’s so interesting
Ethan Lewis is sexy
I want to fuck Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis is so hot I trip over every time I see him
I love Ethan Lewis
Amazing kind and a very good gift giver and he is also very smart. He is also a good cook
Ethan Burg is funny.