A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton
Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.
Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!
Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.
Somebody who loves to discuss shitting, farting, shit poetry, shit philosophy, shit music, the science of shit, the love of shit, movies about shitting, and one who thinks shit is so very funny.
Person 1: yo ethan nichols, how would you like to discuss the philosophy of shit?
Ethan nichols: hahahaha shit is funny, I would love to.
An Ethan is a guy that’s 6ft tall on a good day, who’s just a bartender. Has tendencies to date young girls.
A: I just got served by an Ethan R!
B: That’s great but beware-
you’re 15 Kristina!
Ethan is the most hottest, most handsome, and most bestest friend to have on Earth. If you have a friend named Ethan make sure you thank them and worship them for being the best of the best. Don't forgot to give them head or sex whenever they ask because if you do so, you will learn the ways of Ethan Weaver.
You: Oh hey Ethan
Ethan Weaver: gib head
You: yes sir.
*gawk gawk gawk*
a very small penis when enlarged it can only hit the 3 inch mark