Country Dictionary

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Jacob Short

The best frog that will ever happen to you. He eats the many bugs.

Shut up Jacob Short, you're a frog.

by GBL116 May 09, 2018

Jacob Barta

A cool guy that doesn’t like men (he has a girlfriend)

Hey Jacob Barta, your girlfriend is so not a guy

by January 01, 2024

jacob and cameron

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it

person 1: they're cute

person 2: ew that's jacob and cameron... they're assholes

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

jacob and cameron

jacob and cameron are two of the biggest assholes on planet earth. little bitch boys who are bad at games. go cry about it

person 1: they're cute

person 2: ew that's jacob and cameron... they're assholes

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...

person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023

Jacob Voigt

Great at dancing. Attracts girls like a moth to a flame. Has a great sense of humour.

Holy smokes that Jacob Voigt can really do the Macarena

by Agahvsgayshshsh July 06, 2020

Jacob Frost

A corpulent man with greasy, unkempt skin exudes an unpleasant stench that clings to the air around him. Deep creases in his flesh harbor patches of mold and smegma, hinting at years of neglect. His disheveled appearance and sour odor make his presence difficult to ignore.

The huzz spoke in hushed whispers about Jacob Frost, whose decrepit and grotesque appearance was matched only by the foul stench that lingered in his wake.

by Goondalf, the great December 23, 2024